Archive for September, 2008

It’s LHC day!

I warned you. And you laughed. Actually, no, you didn’t. But this blog went down to about negative four hits per day after I posted about the LHC. You thought I was a dork. And you were right. But now I’m a dork who’s in the know. I was cool before anyone rapped about the LHC or paid five bucks for a domain name.

So, today is the day. At 9:30 am, Geneva time, the Large Hadron Collider is going to be turned on. IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD. Okay, so it’s still going to be about a month before any atoms are collided, but still.

My favorite naysayers are those who have threatened the scientists involved with death. IF YOU DESTROY THE WORLD AND KILL HUMANITY, I WILL KILL YOU. Like getting pulled like taffy and broken into millions of itty, bitty pieces doesn’t suck enough.

There are about two hours before the LHC turned on. I would recommend getting some and smoking the rest of your weed. Just in case.


Tuesday, September 9, 2008 at 11:20 pm 7 comments


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