It’s LHC day!

Tuesday, September 9, 2008 at 11:20 pm 7 comments

I warned you. And you laughed. Actually, no, you didn’t. But this blog went down to about negative four hits per day after I posted about the LHC. You thought I was a dork. And you were right. But now I’m a dork who’s in the know. I was cool before anyone rapped about the LHC or paid five bucks for a domain name.

So, today is the day. At 9:30 am, Geneva time, the Large Hadron Collider is going to be turned on. IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD. Okay, so it’s still going to be about a month before any atoms are collided, but still.

My favorite naysayers are those who have threatened the scientists involved with death. IF YOU DESTROY THE WORLD AND KILL HUMANITY, I WILL KILL YOU. Like getting pulled like taffy and broken into millions of itty, bitty pieces doesn’t suck enough.

There are about two hours before the LHC turned on. I would recommend getting some and smoking the rest of your weed. Just in case.

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7 Comments Add your own

  • 1. diablobluz  |  Wednesday, September 10, 2008 at 8:11 am

    happy LHC day! now pass the lsd marinated tripe, i must celebrate this day with a bite! mmmmmmmm….thank you.

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  • 2. Lys  |  Wednesday, September 10, 2008 at 10:05 am

    Why do people who have no clue about science always to judge about things they cannot understand?

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  • 3. Kanayo Goklani  |  Wednesday, September 10, 2008 at 11:41 pm

    Well this project will show the origin of universe so comming days it will be interesting to know the development

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  • 4. sandy  |  Sunday, September 14, 2008 at 9:23 am

    hi i am sandy i write first time,because i am a scinentist,there are not making a nuclear weapon,we are learn more about the galaxy and star.
    if may be susses the exsperment than we are making a time machine to travel the time and some add the formulla with the E=mc2+

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  • 5. Teena in Toronto  |  Thursday, October 9, 2008 at 10:45 am

    Happy blogoversary!

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  • 6. Don Weaver  |  Saturday, October 11, 2008 at 11:58 pm

    When the collider has completed the first of a series of scheduled tests; our world will be closer to quantum than just one small step for mankind…it will be the greatest step that mankind has ever produced!! The nuclear age will be long gone and never repeated with any intellectual governing body. This will lead to the discoveries for the benefit of all mankind. We will have physical properties that will last for many generations. Forward time travel will be on the horizon quickly. Time travel backwards will be attainable with out great energy required. The collider will open up the possibilities for intergalactic travel. We will be able to keep up with our alien counter parts through out all of the worlds. This is the time of great discovery!

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  • 7. natsu gotomi from japan  |  Sunday, December 14, 2008 at 4:09 am

    finish this world i dont care.

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